Surfing Joke

[mooster]

I went to the Doctors the other day and told him I had hurt my penis in a surfing accident, He said did you fall of your board ? No I said I had to shut the laptop quick !

Its a start.

[Nick]

Two surfers are at getting ready to paddle out:

Surfer one: "Hey, guess what! I got a new longboard for my wife!''

Surfer two: "Great trade!!!!''

[mooster]

I was in Florida with the wife when she was stung on the minge by a hornet, I took her to the Doctors who was a bit of a surfer dude. I said " Doctor help me my wife has been stung on her minge and it is completely closed up ! " "Bummer dude ! " came the response. " Thanks Doc, bye "