A young Jim me lad dude just came up to me and asked me, ”when will there be big waves again” I told him that it could be months, even years before another great swell hit our shores…
He then had the audacity to pipe up and say ”hey mister, do you surf man, are you a surfer” ???
I replied with a cheeky cockney grin. “Oh, no… not me, I’m just a garbage man” and sent him on his way with a thick ear for his troubles.
Cheeky Blighter !!!